Monday, April 7, 2008
Texas Chainsaw Tree Massacre
Never mess with a man when he has a chainsaw in his hands. Don't make hand motions as his hands will follow his eyes and then whack there goes another limb. Don't hand him a nice cold drink because as he reaches for it zip there goes another branch. Don't walk up behind him because eekkkk you could lose an ear. The offer still stands - anyone wanting to stack up on firewood is welcome to come an haul off all they can handle from the driveway.